Are you bored out of your mother-effing miiiiind reading 99% of coach marketing?

F*cking SAMSIES!

If I see another moody-luxe biotch telling how to "quantum leap into my next level of abundance" I'm gonna fall asleep.

99% of the coaching industry?

Is operating from "copycat consciousness"...

...and as a result?

Engagement is low.

Sales aren't what they used to be.

And marketing and content (arguably THE most important element of an online business)?

Feels like a chore/item to check off a to-do list for WAY TO MANY coaches and healers.

Let's change that shall we?!

In honor of black HOT PINK Friday...

...I've got 2 offers to WAKE UP your content, activate your VOICE, and unleash a whole other level of marketingMAGNETISM...

You ready?

Let's DO THIS!!!

OFFER 1 - The Orgasmic Content Digital Bundle - $222 

Wanna 10x the pleasure, intimacy & cash-money-honey you generate from your Instagram posts...

...and make your writing yummier & more addictive than fairy smut?!

This collection of "Holy Eff I just struck Gold!" content trainings includes…

1. The Content Queen Virtual Retreat (7hr Video Recording + PDF) - $500 value

Be a fly on the wall of a 2-day small group coaching & training experience I facilitated all around writing "I wanna buy whatever she's selling" content.

2. Insta Bio Glow Up Workbook

Turn your Instagram bio into a virtual altar that feels SO YUM and SO YOU…your soulmate clients feel “love at first sight” when they land on your page.

3. Manifesto Magic - $88 Value

Create that “fuuuuck I belong here” feeling when your soulmate clients interact with your biz through your very own Brand Manifesto.  

4. Copy Sparkle Labs - $1,333 Value 

BINGE 10.5 hours worth of recordings of me “copy sparkling” past-clients' content!

Sales pages, IG bios, e-newsletters, posts, IG story sequences, offer names + taglines, Online course curriculums and more!

5. Sexy SPECIFIC copywriting - $222

Turn vague boring ass coach jargon into vivid world pictures juicier than biting into a fresh summer peach and feeling the juice dribble down your chin 🍑

6. Write your offer specific Brand Story - $77

This will emotionally connect your dream clients to your offer and expand what they believe is possible for them!

Writer's block doesn't f*cking exist in my world.

These prompts will help you tap into the kind of content that LANDS DEEP with your people...

...and has them flooding your DMs asking for the link + signing onto IG *just* to see if you've posted yet today, cuz they can't get enough!!

Total Value: $2,200+...

Yours for just $222 between Monday November 25th & Tuesday 12/3 at midnight!

OFFER 2 - 90 Min Intensive - $888

Wanna tie a hot pink glittery bow around 2024 & strut into 2025 with a marketing GLOW UP & GAME PLAN?!

I'll send you a pre-session questionairre to fill out before our call ...and once we hop on Zoom, we'll unpack:

• What (if any!) gaps happened in 2024
• What needs to shift, &
• EXACTLY how to explode the rest of 2024 and into Q1 of next year...you'll walk away with a powerful marketing plan for the first 60-90 days of 2025!