Take your average monthly income over the past 6 months and multiply it by 10 💸✨🩷

Now imagine earning this every month, while also…

 

🔮EXCLUSIVELY working with high-level baddie clients who feel like CASHMERE on your nervous system...the kind of humans who when you see their name on your google calendar? You light up... 

 

📲EASILY making sales without a discovery call or extensive DM conversation (just your IG content, emails, & sales pages)

 

🌟REGULARLY getting your work in front of fresh aligned eyes...and having “brand new to your world” humans follow, subscribe, and buy from you DAILY.

 

💸CONSISTENTLY receiving payment notifications, when you’re live launching AND when you’re fully offline Aka: in bed with period cramps binging Love is Blind…at pilates class with your phone on silent…having a consciousness-elevating experience in the Jungle of Costa Rica…or coaching your 10 year olds soccer game #GoJungleCats

 

👯BECOMING KNOWN in a big way in your industry...having a name people recognize, respect and pay premium to learn from…and getting invited into top podcasts, exclusive peer masterminds, and to guest coach in front of peoples programs + speak on stages.

 

💖DEEPLY enjoying the actual process of marketing…...experiencing creative satisfaction, and profound connection + delight as you create content + promote your work in the world.

 

This? 

 

Is what I support you to create inside my signature marketing program for old-soul coaches, healers, spiritual practitioners and course creators called:

 

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Your ONLINE BRAND + BANK ACCOUNT should reflect HOW effing good you are at what you do...

But currently? You’re under-earning & in “best kept secret” mode while also feeling like you're working harder than ever because:

➡️ Your messaging blends in with other practitioners in your niche…

… you're seen as “another coach” in a sea people teaching manifestation, nervous system regulation, inner child healing, Breathwork, subconscious reprogramming, Health/Nutrition, money mindset, relationships, self care, sales, or {Insert your thing here}

It’s not LIGHTNING BOLT CLEAR why a potential client should hire YOU and only you (ASAP!)…and as a result? 

Your comments section + DMs are full of existing clients andpeers who already know and love you, but…

➡️ Your posts are getting scrolled past by people who don’t (yet!) know who you are & you’re being overlooked by the high level clients you really want to work with

 (ya know, the ones who can pay your rates without blinking, are light af on your nervous system and feel like “holy shit we were made for eachother” kindred spirits…

…while facilitators with a fraction of your depth + skill? 

Sign clients left and right, and earn $20k+ months like it’s air.

➡️ WAY too many people see you as a “likeable peer” & “so inspiring” rather than their next high-ticket mentor…

…because you aren’t consistently translating your unique thought leadership into content that:

  • sparks conversations
  • spreads like wildfire
  • signs premium clients
  • sells 1-to-many without a discovery call, and 
  • elevates how your brand is perceived in your industry.

➡️ The same 30-50 ride or die people watch your stories, like your posts, open your emails and invest in your offers… 

And you freaking LOVE them…but getting in front of new eyes? 

Feels random + unpredictable…

…you’ll get podcast interviews + guest coaching requests here and there…and every so often one of your posts/reels will pop off… 

…but audience growth?

Feels more like a happy accident you have little control over…

…rather than an intentional + predictable lever you know EXACTLY how to push when you desire to get in front of new aligned eyes.

➡️ Your current sales process? Requires a significant amount of your LIVE energy + time…

For the most part you’ve mastered selling 1-1 work on discovery calls…

…but when it comes to:

  • Live-launching 1-to-many offers and having 30+ people sign up in a few weeks
  • Clients signing up without a sales call/extensive DM convo
  • Payment notifications coming in when you’re fully offline thanks to funnels that sell on auto-pilot?

…you feel overwhelmed + know you need a higher level of support

➡️ You would LOVE for marketing to feel LIGHT and joyful…but currently?  It’s been a little (or a lot) emotionally triggering.

You’re overthinking content and feeling the STING when your engagement isn’t as high as you desire.

You feel super impacted by and afraid of online criticism (getting cancelled/trashed on Reddit is honestly your worst nightmare)

Your confidence is super tied to your sales on any given day which has you riding a non-stop emotional roller-coaster.

You sense the BIGness of your potential…

…you KNOW you’re meant to impact (and earn!) millions in your spiritual business…

But currently? You’re only embodying a fraction of your true capacity in the 3D 💁🏼‍♀️

 

❌ NOT because aren’t talented enough…

👽 You’re the real deal (and we both know it)

🔮 You’ve been doing this work for lifetimes

🔥 And once clients enter your world? They’re obsessed, renew, and refer

❌ NOT because you have some mysterious inner block from 3 lifetimes ago…

…that’s keeping 5x more dream clients from finding you and going: “That b*tch is my next coach” all day, every day.

You actually have WAY more self awareness, emotional depth and inner mastery than people running circles around your income and visibility.

❌NOT because “your work is too deep/abstract to convey in words”

EVERY experience in this Universe can be translated into words (I said what I said).

You just haven’t met someone who goes as deep as you do who ALSO has God-tier marketing and messaging codes (Hi, I’m Rebecca, so cool to meet you).

❌NOT because “marketing is hard” and “You’re just not naturally that good at it”

Come the f*ck on.  

You’re highly intelligent.  

Super driven.  

People LOVE you. 

You are overflowing with paradigm-shifting insights…

…a living breathing testimonial that your work…really works.

❌NOT because the algorithm hates you, your industry is too saturated, the economy is whack, there's a "trust recession or AI has made your work irrelevant... 

Other babes in your space are thriving.  Billions of dollars are being circulated in the online space.  People are craving deep support from real experts more than EVER before.

The real issue? Is that your current marketing doesn’t do your work justice...

...which is happening because: 

🔮 You’re afraid to be FULLY YOU in your marketing.

You worry that if you actually share your bold opinions, quirks, dark humor, “politically incorrect” beliefs, WAY OUT THERE spirituality, and messy contradictions--you either won’t make sales, will receive criticism, and/or will unintentionally hurt people/lose love.  

So you subtly hide/blend/tiptoe…and avoid creating the HOT HIGH CONVERTING content + taking BIG BOLD SWINGS that get you noticed and paid in a major way.

🔮 A part of you desires a higher level of income and visibility…but another part of you? Has reservations. 

  • Can you handle the responsibility of more eyes on you…and more clients looking to you for guidance?
  • What if you drop the ball, wobble, get something really wrong or mess up in public?  
  • What if you become overwhelmed by all the decisions and dynamics that come with your next level…and have to have conversations + set boundaries + learn skills you’re unprepared for? 

🔮 You lack the vocabulary to describe the depth + potency of your work in a way that LANDS for potential clients, activates the desire to buy, and sets you apart from others in your space.

And most messaging coaches? Have NO F*CKING IDEA how to help you…because they are not as spiritually awake as you 👁️🔮✨

They do not grasp what the f*ck you ACTUALLY DO with your clients…so they try to squeeze your magic into tidy little scripts/existing niches they can wrap their head around…only problem? You’re not helping people lose weight, find a man and make bank in 60 days or less 👀💁‍♀️

What you offer is SUPER VALUABLE to the right person…but you haven’t (yet!) found a language to communicate the depth + nuances of it in a way that LANDS SOUL DEEP and has your dream clients going: “FUCK!!!!” Followed by: “Where do I sign up?!”

It’s like you’re trying to describe PhD level spiritual work with a kindergarten vocabulary…not because your coach isn’t well meaning…Not because you clients aren’t OBSESSED…But because nobody who feels + understands the depth of your work has been equipped to TRANSLATE IT into content and messaging…that is, until now.

🔮You’ve been brainwashed by “manifestation principles” that sabotage your growth, like:

  • “Surrender THE HOW of X result” - I see so many old souls give away their power and agency by “prematurely surrendering the how.”  They become energetically passive in their marketing…and stop proactively participating in their own success - putting attention, intention, and creativity and energy toward a desired result. It’s not about being obsessed with the how from fear or control…it’s about doing your part to show TF up for your soul work.
  • “X will happen when it’s meant to Whether it’s audience growth or hitting a certain level of income…so many old souls wildly underestimate their power to SPEED UP THE TRAJECTORY of desired results.
  • “If X isn’t happening it’s because of an inner block” This is a BIG one that can leave mega wise & gifted practitioners endlessly looping in introspective healing when the real work?  Is courageously and strategically putting one foot in front of the other in THE 3D. 
  • “Discomfort = misalignment” Your hottest marketing will NOT always feel comfy-cozy.  Learning new skills + taking risks will set off your emotional alarm system…but that does not mean what you’re doing isn’t aligned, it’s a sign you’re GROWING!!
  • “I just need to earn enough” I see so many spiritual women LITERALLY TURN OFF their “earning brain” after they hit certain levels of income…because on some level more money + visibility = feeling painful emotions.

🔮You intuitive + psychic superpowers aren't FULLY TURNED ON in your marketing.

You’re using your clairs, talking to your guides and doing energy work in client sessions and your personal life…but barely at all in marketing + sales.

Creating content, launching, and writing a sales page feels like a task you have to get right rather than a scared ritual that is deeply interwoven with your spiritual practices, NOT separate from it.

Once you bring your psychic and intuitive superpowers fully online iu your marketing?

It’s like shifting from travelling by horse and buggy to PRIVATE JET.

🔮You’re overly relying on energetics and have under-developed marketing skills + strategy + systems

Your magnetic energy is like water…without a cup to hold it? It flows all over the place.

You have all the raw materials of a thriving business + large online presence…what you need is clarity on the practical HOW of getting in front of way more of the RIGHT HUMANS and taking them from curious to client…

…in a way that feels aligned + doesn’t burn you out. 

🔮You’ve been trained to believe that funnels + paid ads are complicated, overwhelming, in-authentic and at odds with your feminine energy + depth…

When the reality? Is that funnels and paid ads  ARE the masculine muscle that allows you to relax in your feminine energy...

....and allow you to get in front of new aligned eyes + kickstart soulmate client journeys with SO much more ease...

...in a way that is deeply aligned, soulful and emotionally intelligent.

🔮You’re wildly under supported 

Growing a thriving business is not a solo sport.  But getting the support that deeply moves the needle?  Requires self awareness and courage.

Most coaches I talk to are under-mentored emotionally, strategically or (usually!) both.

Inside my programs…you will be uplifted energetically + GENUINELY HELPED in the tangible 3D nitty gritty of marketing.

Inside Girls Just Wanna have funnels? That finally shifts…

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Over the last few years, I’ve gone from $42k in credit card debt, behind on taxes & unable to pay rent…

…to my first $1.03 mil cash year & a net worth of almost $600k…

…without a huge roster of 1-1 clients, discovery calls, a full calendar, or going viral…

…in spite of getting “cancelled” and picked apart on Reddit…

…and with an ADHD brain + the attention span of a squirrel on crack lol

When people ask me: “HOW did you do it?!”

There are so many things I *could* say…

But at the core?

I proactively + strategically created DELICIOUSLY SOUL ALIGNED PATHWAYS for dream buyers to find me, vibe with me, and buy from me…on repeat.

Aka: I built FUNNELS…

…and NOT tech-heavy, complex, cookie cutter “bro marketer” funnels rooted in scarcity and manipulation…

…but feminine, magical, authentic-to-me and SO FREAKING FUN systems that make it 10x easier for the right people to see my offerings and INVEST in their transformation…

I've been actively running paid ads in my business and have since 2023...

...and I’ve had 80+ successful live launches and implemented countless funnels in my business + for clients that have performed \outrageously well.

My specialty when it comes to funnes?

Is emotionally rich + VIVID copy + messaging

Setting up a strategic + soul aligned systems that takes fresh aligbned eyes from curious to clients (with you live AND on autopilot)


And that? Is what I’ll help YOU build inside the GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNELS 6-Month EXPERIENCE!

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