Take your average monthly income over the past 6 months and multiply it by 10 đ¸â¨đЎ
Now imagine earning this every month, while alsoâŚ
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đŽEXCLUSIVELY working with high-level baddie clients who feel like CASHMERE on your nervous system...the kind of humans who when you see their name on your google calendar? You light up...Â
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đ˛EASILY making sales without a discovery call or extensive DM conversation (just your IG content, emails, & sales pages)
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đREGULARLY getting your work in front of fresh aligned eyes...and having âbrand new to your worldâ humans follow, subscribe, and buy from you DAILY.
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đ¸CONSISTENTLY receiving payment notifications, when youâre live launching AND when youâre fully offline Aka: in bed with period cramps binging Love is BlindâŚat pilates class with your phone on silentâŚhaving a consciousness-elevating experience in the Jungle of Costa RicaâŚor coaching your 10 year olds soccer game #GoJungleCats
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đŻBECOMING KNOWN in a big way in your industry...having a name people recognize, respect and pay premium to learn fromâŚand getting invited into top podcasts, exclusive peer masterminds, and to guest coach in front of peoples programs + speak on stages.
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đDEEPLY enjoying the actual process of marketingâŚ...experiencing creative satisfaction, and profound connection + delight as you create content + promote your work in the world.
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Is what I support you to create inside my signature marketing program for old-soul coaches, healers, spiritual practitioners and course creators called:
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GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNELS...
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âĄď¸ The next live round begins Tuesday 1/6/26.
âĄď¸ Save $500 when you join during early bird enrollment, by 12/21 at midnight CST.
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Your ONLINEÂ BRAND + BANK ACCOUNT should reflect HOW effing good you are at what you do...
But currently? Youâre under-earning & in âbest kept secretâ mode while also feeling like you're working harder than ever because:
âĄď¸ Your messaging blends in with other practitioners in your nicheâŚ
⌠you're seen as âanother coachâ in a sea people teaching manifestation, nervous system regulation, inner child healing, Breathwork, subconscious reprogramming, Health/Nutrition, money mindset, relationships, self care, sales, or {Insert your thing here}
Itâs not LIGHTNING BOLT CLEAR why a potential client should hire YOU and only you (ASAP!)âŚand as a result?Â
Your comments section + DMs are full of existing clients andpeers who already know and love you, butâŚ
âĄď¸ Your posts are getting scrolled past by people who donât (yet!) know who you are & youâre being overlooked by the high level clients you really want to work with
 (ya know, the ones who can pay your rates without blinking, are light af on your nervous system and feel like âholy shit we were made for eachotherâ kindred spiritsâŚ
âŚwhile facilitators with a fraction of your depth + skill?Â
Sign clients left and right, and earn $20k+ months like itâs air.
âĄď¸ WAY too many people see you as a âlikeable peerâ & âso inspiringâ rather than their next high-ticket mentorâŚ
âŚbecause you arenât consistently translating your unique thought leadership into content that:
- sparks conversations
- spreads like wildfire
- signs premium clients
- sells 1-to-many without a discovery call, andÂ
- elevates how your brand is perceived in your industry.
âĄď¸ The same 30-50 ride or die people watch your stories, like your posts, open your emails and invest in your offersâŚÂ
And you freaking LOVE themâŚbut getting in front of new eyes?Â
Feels random + unpredictableâŚ
âŚyouâll get podcast interviews + guest coaching requests here and thereâŚand every so often one of your posts/reels will pop offâŚÂ
âŚbut audience growth?
Feels more like a happy accident you have little control overâŚ
âŚrather than an intentional + predictable lever you know EXACTLY how to push when you desire to get in front of new aligned eyes.
âĄď¸ Your current sales process? Requires a significant amount of your LIVE energy + timeâŚ
For the most part youâve mastered selling 1-1 work on discovery callsâŚ
âŚbut when it comes to:
- Live-launching 1-to-many offers and having 30+ people sign up in a few weeks
- Clients signing up without a sales call/extensive DM convo
- Payment notifications coming in when youâre fully offline thanks to funnels that sell on auto-pilot?
âŚyou feel overwhelmed + know you need a higher level of support
âĄď¸ You would LOVE for marketing to feel LIGHT and joyfulâŚbut currently? Itâs been a little (or a lot) emotionally triggering.
Youâre overthinking content and feeling the STING when your engagement isnât as high as you desire.
You feel super impacted by and afraid of online criticism (getting cancelled/trashed on Reddit is honestly your worst nightmare)
Your confidence is super tied to your sales on any given day which has you riding a non-stop emotional roller-coaster.
You sense the BIGness of your potentialâŚ
âŚyou KNOW youâre meant to impact (and earn!) millions in your spiritual businessâŚ
But currently? Youâre only embodying a fraction of your true capacity in the 3D đđźââď¸
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â NOT because arenât talented enoughâŚ
đ˝ Youâre the real deal (and we both know it)
đŽ Youâve been doing this work for lifetimes
đĽ And once clients enter your world? Theyâre obsessed, renew, and refer
â NOT because you have some mysterious inner block from 3 lifetimes agoâŚ
âŚthatâs keeping 5x more dream clients from finding you and going: âThat b*tch is my next coachâ all day, every day.
You actually have WAY more self awareness, emotional depth and inner mastery than people running circles around your income and visibility.
âNOT because âyour work is too deep/abstract to convey in wordsâ
EVERY experience in this Universe can be translated into words (I said what I said).
You just havenât met someone who goes as deep as you do who ALSO has God-tier marketing and messaging codes (Hi, Iâm Rebecca, so cool to meet you).
âNOT because âmarketing is hardâ and âYouâre just not naturally that good at itâ
Come the f*ck on. Â
Youâre highly intelligent. Â
Super driven. Â
People LOVE you.Â
You are overflowing with paradigm-shifting insightsâŚ
âŚa living breathing testimonial that your workâŚreally works.
âNOT because the algorithm hates you, your industry is too saturated, the economy is whack, there's a "trust recession or AI has made your work irrelevant...Â
Other babes in your space are thriving. Â Billions of dollars are being circulated in the online space. Â People are craving deep support from real experts more than EVER before.
The real issue? Is that your current marketing doesnât do your work justice...
...which is happening because:Â
đŽ Youâre afraid to be FULLY YOU in your marketing.
You worry that if you actually share your bold opinions, quirks, dark humor, âpolitically incorrectâ beliefs, WAY OUT THERE spirituality, and messy contradictions--you either wonât make sales, will receive criticism, and/or will unintentionally hurt people/lose love. Â
So you subtly hide/blend/tiptoeâŚand avoid creating the HOT HIGH CONVERTING content + taking BIG BOLD SWINGS that get you noticed and paid in a major way.
đŽ A part of you desires a higher level of income and visibilityâŚbut another part of you? Has reservations.Â
- Can you handle the responsibility of more eyes on youâŚand more clients looking to you for guidance?
- What if you drop the ball, wobble, get something really wrong or mess up in public? Â
- What if you become overwhelmed by all the decisions and dynamics that come with your next levelâŚand have to have conversations + set boundaries + learn skills youâre unprepared for?Â
đŽ You lack the vocabulary to describe the depth + potency of your work in a way that LANDS for potential clients, activates the desire to buy, and sets you apart from others in your space.
And most messaging coaches? Have NO F*CKING IDEA how to help youâŚbecause they are not as spiritually awake as you đď¸đŽâ¨
They do not grasp what the f*ck you ACTUALLY DO with your clientsâŚso they try to squeeze your magic into tidy little scripts/existing niches they can wrap their head aroundâŚonly problem? Youâre not helping people lose weight, find a man and make bank in 60 days or less đđââď¸
What you offer is SUPER VALUABLE to the right personâŚbut you havenât (yet!) found a language to communicate the depth + nuances of it in a way that LANDS SOUL DEEP and has your dream clients going: âFUCK!!!!â Followed by: âWhere do I sign up?!â
Itâs like youâre trying to describe PhD level spiritual work with a kindergarten vocabularyâŚnot because your coach isnât well meaningâŚNot because you clients arenât OBSESSEDâŚBut because nobody who feels + understands the depth of your work has been equipped to TRANSLATE IT into content and messagingâŚthat is, until now.
đŽYouâve been brainwashed by âmanifestation principlesâ that sabotage your growth, like:
- âSurrender THE HOW of X resultâ - I see so many old souls give away their power and agency by âprematurely surrendering the how.â They become energetically passive in their marketingâŚand stop proactively participating in their own success - putting attention, intention, and creativity and energy toward a desired result. Itâs not about being obsessed with the how from fear or controlâŚitâs about doing your part to show TF up for your soul work.
- âX will happen when itâs meant to Whether itâs audience growth or hitting a certain level of incomeâŚso many old souls wildly underestimate their power to SPEED UP THE TRAJECTORY of desired results.
- âIf X isnât happening itâs because of an inner blockâ This is a BIG one that can leave mega wise & gifted practitioners endlessly looping in introspective healing when the real work? Is courageously and strategically putting one foot in front of the other in THE 3D.Â
- âDiscomfort = misalignmentâ Your hottest marketing will NOT always feel comfy-cozy. Learning new skills + taking risks will set off your emotional alarm systemâŚbut that does not mean what youâre doing isnât aligned, itâs a sign youâre GROWING!!
- âI just need to earn enoughâ I see so many spiritual women LITERALLY TURN OFF their âearning brainâ after they hit certain levels of incomeâŚbecause on some level more money + visibility = feeling painful emotions.
đŽYou intuitive + psychic superpowers aren't FULLY TURNED ON in your marketing.
Youâre using your clairs, talking to your guides and doing energy work in client sessions and your personal lifeâŚbut barely at all in marketing + sales.
Creating content, launching, and writing a sales page feels like a task you have to get right rather than a scared ritual that is deeply interwoven with your spiritual practices, NOT separate from it.
Once you bring your psychic and intuitive superpowers fully online iu your marketing?
Itâs like shifting from travelling by horse and buggy to PRIVATE JET.
đŽYouâre overly relying on energetics and have under-developed marketing skills + strategy + systems
Your magnetic energy is like waterâŚwithout a cup to hold it? It flows all over the place.
You have all the raw materials of a thriving business + large online presenceâŚwhat you need is clarity on the practical HOW of getting in front of way more of the RIGHT HUMANS and taking them from curious to clientâŚ
âŚin a way that feels aligned + doesnât burn you out.Â
đŽYouâve been trained to believe that funnels + paid ads are complicated, overwhelming, in-authentic and at odds with your feminine energy + depthâŚ
When the reality? Is that funnels and paid ads  ARE the masculine muscle that allows you to relax in your feminine energy...
....and allow you to get in front of new aligned eyes + kickstart soulmate client journeys with SO much more ease...
...in a way that is deeply aligned, soulful and emotionally intelligent.
đŽYouâre wildly under supportedÂ
Growing a thriving business is not a solo sport. But getting the support that deeply moves the needle? Requires self awareness and courage.
Most coaches I talk to are under-mentored emotionally, strategically or (usually!) both.
Inside my programsâŚyou will be uplifted energetically + GENUINELY HELPED in the tangible 3D nitty gritty of marketing.
Inside Girls Just Wanna have funnels? That finally shiftsâŚ
Here's a peek at what we cover...
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Over the last few years, Iâve gone from $42k in credit card debt, behind on taxes & unable to pay rentâŚ
âŚto my first $1.03 mil cash year & a net worth of almost $600kâŚ
âŚwithout a huge roster of 1-1 clients, discovery calls, a full calendar, or going viralâŚ
âŚin spite of getting âcancelledâ and picked apart on RedditâŚ
âŚand with an ADHD brain + the attention span of a squirrel on crack lol
When people ask me: âHOW did you do it?!â
There are so many things I *could* sayâŚ
But at the core?
I proactively + strategically created DELICIOUSLY SOUL ALIGNED PATHWAYS for dream buyers to find me, vibe with me, and buy from meâŚon repeat.
Aka: I built FUNNELSâŚ
âŚand NOT tech-heavy, complex, cookie cutter âbro marketerâ funnels rooted in scarcity and manipulationâŚ
âŚbut feminine, magical, authentic-to-me and SO FREAKING FUN systems that make it 10x easier for the right people to see my offerings and INVEST in their transformationâŚ
I've been actively running paid ads in my business and have since 2023...
...and Iâve had 80+ successful live launches and implemented countless funnels in my business + for clients that have performed \outrageously well.
My specialty when it comes to funnes?
Is emotionally rich + VIVID copy + messaging
Setting up a strategic + soul aligned systems that takes fresh aligbned eyes from curious to clients (with you live AND on autopilot)
And that? Is what Iâll help YOU build inside the GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNELS 6-Month EXPERIENCE!
Iâve helped over 3,000(!!) humans make their online businesses more visible, profitable and JOYFUL using my signature GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNELS methodology...
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...which I'm so excited to share  inside this 6 month experience!