
What if marketing your soulwork felt like…
🥰a warm hug
👯♀️a barefoot dance party under the stars
📚staying up until 2am devouring a supernatural slow burn you literally can’t put down until the enemies (finally!) become lovers, or
☕️that first sip of pumpkin spiced latte on a crisp fall morning…
…while also making you “how do I ensure my kids are good humans despite their massive trust funds” money? 💸
What if new “holy sh*t, we’ve totally known each other in a past life” DREAM clients…
...found you, followed you, shared your posts, subscribed to your list & bought from you…daily?! Yes, when you show up live to create content + sell live…BUT also?
When you’re watching your 7 year olds ballet recital…mid-downward-dog on a yoga retreat in Costa Rica…or in bed on day 2 of your moon, wearing your cozy pink robe while re-watching gilmore girls for the 17th time (Just me 👀)
What if you had a paid ad strategy that allowed you to “cut the line” of the algorithm…
…so your art, offers, & expressions always found your soulmate clients…not to mention grow your list for free just from checkout upsells and order bumps alone?
Hi, I’m Rebecca…If Ester Hicks, Gary V & Elle Woods had a baby?!
That baby would be me 😂
And I’m SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT to announce my brand new group program: Girls Just Wanna Have Funnels 🛼I don’t think I’ve ever launched anything that’s felt SO RIGHT and SO ME…
I’m taking the best of the best marketing, copywriting, content, sales, audience growth, launching, PR & funnels strategies that I’ve invested multiple 6 figures and 12+ years to learn…
…and tying it up in a (hot pink, sparkly & woo af ) bow to make your business blow up 10x smoother, faster and more pleasurable than mine.
If you’re a MAGICAL online entrepreneur ready to get 10x more seen, known & paid…who is DONE passively waiting for the stars to align to increase your visibility & income…
… & READY to play an ACTIVE ROLE in your online biz blowing tf up…💥
This experience is for you!!
We start Tuesday August 5th and here's what we cover...
Over the last few years, I’ve gone from $42k in credit card debt, behind on taxes & unable to pay rent…
…to my first $1.03 mil cash year & a net worth of almost $600k…
…without a huge roster of 1-1 clients, discovery calls, a full calendar, or going viral…
…in spite of getting “cancelled” and picked apart on Reddit…
…and with an ADHD brain + the attention span of a squirrel on crack lol
When people ask me: “HOW did you do it?!”
There are so many things I *could* say…
But at the core?
I proactively + strategically created DELICIOUSLY SOUL ALIGNED PATHWAYS for dream buyers to find me, vibe with me, and buy from me…on repeat.
Aka: I built FUNNELS…

…and NOT tech-heavy, complex, cookie cutter “bro marketer” funnels rooted in scarcity and manipulation…
…but feminine, magical, authentic-to-me and SO FREAKING FUN systems that make it 10x easier for the right people to see my offerings and INVEST in their transformation…
And that? Is what I’ll help YOU build inside the GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNELS 4-Month EXPERIENCE!
I’ve helped over 3,000(!!) humans make their online businesses more visible, profitable and JOYFUL using my signature GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNELS methodology...
...which I'm so excited to share inside this 4 month experience!












I’m SO EXCITED to guide you through this soul-level-DELICIOUS marketing experience…
…and if you’re not used to hearing “soul level-delicious” and “marketing” in the same sentence?
OMG YOU REALLY NEED THIS! lol
Can I be real?
You know that a piping hot audience overflowing with ready-to-buy SOULMATE clients...
...makes it 10x easier to create:
- A multi-6 or 7 fig/yr+ biz
- Sold out group offers + passive courses
- A spacious calendar, and
- The ability to exclusively work with a select few premium 1-1 clients (cuz your income is coming from 1-to-many offers)
But currently?
Your audience feels leukwarm...your sales are plataued..and it's lowkey bumming you out!!
What you need?
Isn't *just* a BOMB marketing strategy...
…but a BOMB marketing strategy that TURNS YOU ON and is drenched in FEMININE MAGIC...and the SKILLS + SUPPORT + FEEDBACK to execute it!🔥🔥🔥
When you infuse GENUINE PLEASURE into your marketing plan…
…that frequency broadcasts through every post, story, email, podcast & sales page, and...
- You naturally become 10x more consistent (cuz hello how much discipline does it take to do something you LOVE)
- Your creativity + hot content channel opens up
- You loosen up and people are drawn to you
- “wow this moves the needle” opportunities fall into your lap because you are vibrating at the frequency of PLEASURE.
Inside the Girls Just Wanna Have Funnels EXPERIENCE…we’re gonna shift you into a magnetic, irresistible frequency…and execute a dialed-in and UTTERLY DELICIOUS, & PROVEN marketing plan…
…that explodes your income + visibility in the final 6 months of 2025…
…from pleasure, baby!
